Ode To Strongman~!
Written By Dave Musgrave
Strongman, Strongman in Japan
Flexing like no other can
A golden and sculpted adonis
Will soon be unleashed upon us
Showing the Rising Sun the way
To do lucha with no tope
Creating frenzy and a fuss
As he pulls the gaijin bus
His career will ascend up and up
When he wins the New Japan Cup
The biggest, strongest, greatest man
Will have conquered New Japan
Nakamura is sure to lose
The Yakuza will tremble in their shoes
At the visage of Jon Anderson
Flexing biceps before the Rising Sun
His lats will bulge to our delight
His quads will create such a sight
That puro boys will run and flee
While their girlfriends giggle in pure glee
Strongman Strongman in Japan
Flexing like no other can
A golden and sculpted adonis
Will soon be unleashed upon us
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