CMLL 11/19/05 (11/18/05)
Written By Robert Bihari
Diana La Cazadora/India Sioux vs La Nazi/Princesa Sujei: You’ll notice in all the past womens matches that have aired, they usually come out, walk to the ring and get down to business trying to prove they can wrestle and aren’t just around due to their looks. Even Dark Angel, who I am a huge critic of, doesn’t stand around posing for pictures during the match – she tries to wrestle and prove she isn’t just a pretty face. (That’s a great setup for you Jose!) I say this b/c then we come to… Diana La Cazadora. I pretty much knew why she was brought in right after her entrance. She danced all the way to the ring, then back up the ramp, then back down the ramp and then in the ring. She also made sure to lower her pants so her g-string would show the entire match. While I love her huge tits and amazing ass… she’s an awful wrestler. I hope that recent car accident she was in didn’t ruin her looks b/c if it did… it’s hooker time for her. The other three ladies were perfectly acceptable with India Sioux once again standing out and looking amazing. The match was really bad though as it was like watching Gronda in a tag match. Sure he knows his usual 3 or 4 spots, but the rest of the time he won’t know what to do and will be too tired to do anything if he wanted to. Diana was the same way. She did her cartwheel, her handspring elbow and her armdrag… then she was all out of ideas. To make it worse, she was totally gassed right when the rudos began their beatdown and was practically immobile for the rest of the match, especially the finishing sequence which called for her to run a lot. They let this go on way too long with the condition Diana was in so I give it a major thumbs down. *ahem* Happy Valentine’s Day to India Sioux, my future wife.
Brazo De Plata/La Mascara/Satanico vs Apolo Dantes/Hombre Sin Nombre/Sangre Azteca: Pretty boring. La Mascara looked decent on a couple of exchanges with Azteca and Dantes but everything else here sucked. There was one scary spot where HSN picked up Mascara for a suplex outside and held him near the ropes so Azteca could dropkick him. It sounds pretty simple but HSN had no clue which way to hold Mascara and almost dropped him on his head after the dropkick.:/ Stop smiling Henrik! Third fall went all of 1 minute and 30 seconds for some reason.
Before Momentos they showed a clip of some girl sitting at ringside cheering Atlantis on. I thought she was just some sick kid(it was Teleton week) but then they showed clips of her playing soccer! She looked all of 12 years old!
Momentos… WITH ARENA COLISEO CLIPS!:o Bam Bam with a nice running tornillo onto Fire. Ultimo Dragoncito pins Pequeno Halloween(TV debut) with a tiger suplex. Back to Arena Mexico for Mr. Niebla doing a moonsault plancha onto Tarzan Boy and that wraps up the new footage.
Negro Casas/Mr. Niebla/Ultimo Dragon vs Perrito/Canek/El Mephisto: Perrito was awesome here. If his dad really was this awesome in his prime, we need to beg people in Mexico for old UWA footage. And by old I mean ’82-’88 stuff. Canek was awful as usual. Everyone else was just their normal selves. Niebla isn’t as lazy as he used to be which is a good sign but he still does that stupid dance too many times. And he’s still fat. Shockingly in the third fall Ultimo Dragon gave Mephisto some offense! I don’t think I have ever seen Ultimo Dragon give any rudo offense in his CMLL appearences. Finish was fun.
Universo 2000 vs Halloween: I lack the intelligence for word power… they should have done something else instead of two matches with these guys within two weeks. This was all angle with Damian 666/Apolo Dantes interfereing in the first fall and Perrito running in to end the second fall. I remember when it originally aired, even the hardcore Perros Del Mal fans were bashing it on the Box y Lucha forum and rightfully so. The hair match is probably gonna be 10x better.
Pretty crappy episode.